"MY LIFE SUCKS!" PART 2 OF 2
A STORY OF FICTION BY CATMAN
"Colton? He left a card like that on my desk? I was sure we had an understanding about stuff like this! It's been a whole year since he walked in on me in the men's room and grabbed my dick at the urinal."
"Not that I would object too much because he is a cute little mother-fucker! It's just that I try to stay professional. There is no-way I can fraternize with a co-worker."
"I can't think about any of this right now. I've got to get to the Board Room and give my presentation to the big-wigs. Shit! I'll be stuck all day with the 'suits'! "......
......"Thank God, a break for lunch! I have such a headache. Maybe some aspirin in my office. What the fuck? Someone left a gift bag on my desk."
"Jesus Holy Christ! A bag full of sex toys??? This definitely crosses over the line from being the typical gag-gifts I usually receive! Hey, who knows? They might be usefull! Right now, I need to get some food in me."
"From that look on her face, obviously Myrna must have snooped in the bag! Memo to myself: request 'maintenance' to change the locks on my office!" .......
......"Thank God, this day is finally over! The 'front-office' can celebrate the forth quarter earning and I can finally go home! Like always, I'm the last one to leave our department. I'll just lock my office. ....Holy Crap!!!"
"Colton, what are you doing in my office??? "
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COLTON: "Just thought I'd bring out another birthday gift for you! For an entire year I respected that you couldn't get sexually involved with a co-worker."
"As of twenty-two minutes ago, I no longer work here. I start my new job on Monday at "Crabtree and Howard".
"I just live ten minutes away. Bring those 'toys' I left for you. Let's go to my place and celebrate your Birthday!"
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""Maybe, my life doesn't suck so much after all!"
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