OR
(A GUIDE TO THE CARE AND USE OF THE HARD PENIS)
BY
CATMAN
Part
1 of 2
Yep! Erections do happen! It happens to just about every guy, whether he is gay or straight, and some of the time, when we least expect it to happen. Depending on how comfortable you are with your own body, or exposing it, an erection can lead to anything from your embarrassment or to a great sexual encounter.
As
a kid, once you reach puberty, it will happen all the time to you. Let's face it! A big
hard dick can be a little frightening when you are really young. However, after a little experimenting, I am
sure you will appreciate that you were born Male. It will become your favorite toy to play
with.
Growing
older, you will recognize that a big hard dick is an absolute 'thing of
beauty'! It must be, because I have
never seen a dildo in the shape of a soft cock!
A
hard-on must be something to to proud of, or else there wouldn't be so many
pictures on the internet. I've never
done it myself, but a lot of guys snap pictures of their boners to post on the
many websites.
An
erection is your body's anatomical way of advertising. It's a promotional tool to send a message to
others of your gender that you are boned and ready for action! (Of course, I am assuming that you have
already discovered the joy and pleasure of good gay sex. i.e. cock sucking and fucking)
Let's
deal first with: Morning Wood!
Doesn't matter if you are comfortable sleeping in your PJ's or in the raw, chances are that you may wake up with a body part that is pointing the direction that is not south. It's not a problem if you have the luxury of your own room, apartment or house. You can linger in your bed and wank off to start your day.
However,
when you are in a situation where you are sharing a room with someone else, it
can be a little risky! Your BIG boner
may be under your bed covers, but how long can you hold it? You've got to pee really bad and your
roommate, brother or sleep over friend is now awake in the other bed in your
room.
Okay,
now you have choices. 1) You can jump
out of bed and run to the bathroom hoping that he didn't see. (Even though you know he probably will see!) or 2) you can take your time and let him get
a really good look! Perhaps, he will
get some ideas!
It's
not just about your erection, you can
always play 'possum' in your bed to see what your mate might wake up with. He's probably waking with the same hard
problem that you have. Okay, so now you
have a waiting game of who will get up first.
Just last night, in a dark room, stripping naked to sleep in the nude
wasn't a problem. Now, in the morning
daylight, everything you 'have' is going to be seen by both of you.
Finally,
not able to hold back any longer, you throw off your bed covers and proudly
make your way to the bathroom to relive yourself with your usual morning
piss. As, improbable as you could ever
imagine, your friend steps naked up to the toilet to piss with you.
Once
you have finished, what do you do next?
You just can't stand there all naked and everything. You are both checking each other out.
Erection Problem 2) Okay, after a good morning piss, your dicks are growing soft again. Both of you stand there just waiting for what should come next. Duh! Somebody starts the shower and you both climb in together. It doesn't matter who suggested it or why. You just did it.
So,
as the two of you move in and under the spray of the water, your bodies brush
against each other. Enough that you both
are getting a little excited again. You
soap up separately, almost sensuously as you face each other. Someone says, "Can you wash my back for
me?
(I'm
sure you know where this is going!)
Shower sex! Did you think the two
of you were just trying to get each other clean?
Note: At this point, I am getting so excited about
these hard dicks, I need to take a break and wank off. I'll tell you more tomorrow.... AHHHH! I'M CUMMING!
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