Hair

"HAIR" (An Essay)

BY CATMAN

I found the above picture recently and it jogged my memory:  (Of course, I was much younger than these hot guys!)

When I was thirteen, I started "Junior High School".  Our school had an indoor pool and all of the students were required to take "Swimming" once a week.  There were twenty or so boys who arrived that first day to the locker room.  Undressing together was a new experience for all of us.

Even at that age, I noticed that all of the boys were checking each other out.  For my part, I don't think I had ever seen anyone who was my age naked before.   I soon realized that apparently my body had matured more rapidly than the other boys.  (I had started going through puberty when I was just ten.)

I had a relatively nice bush of pubic hair and everyone was staring at me.  The only other guy with that much hair down there was a cute kid named  Jim.  (He was my very first crush!)  I decided that body hair was a sign of masculinity and I was proud of mine.  None of the other guys had much of anything growing down there.

Without the facial hair and a little less on the chest, Jim looked something like this porn guy. 

Nothing came of my "crush" on Jim, in fact, we never became friends.  Actually, I never made any friends out of that "Swim Class".

(There was one strange little fat kid, whose name I forget, who got a little boner  at each class.   For some reason everyone just ignored him and they never bullied him.) 

To digress for a moment:   several years later at a school re-union,  I had a conversation with another of my classmates.  I didn't remember him at all, but he remembered me.  Even though he was quite drunk, we talked for a while.  He confessed that all of the guys were intimidated by me because of my body hair.  They were all jealous.  I assume now that it was the reason I never made friends with any of those guys.

In the last ten years or so, manscaping somehow became fashionable.   Shaving and trimming one's crotch became the thing to do.  It's supposed to make your dick look bigger.  I'm not really that insecure about my size.

Don't get me wrong,  I like looking at naked men!  All men!  Both the one's who shave and the one's who stay natural.  They both appeal to me! (TO AN EXTENT!) 

  

I have a couple of confessions:   Personally, maybe because of my early history, when I see a naked man I tend to notice the growth around his dick before I note his size.  It's a turnoff if there is so much hair that I can't see anything but the head of his dick....    even if a flaccid cock can erect itself from hidden in a bush to a sizeable display.  (So maybe it a good idea for some guys to trim a little)

Too little hair (or none), I sometimes feel like I am having sex with a child. (NOT GOOD!).    I  like men who look like men:

 A mature looking man who knows what he wants and knows how to do it when he takes me to his bed.  Personally, I'm not into "bears",  but I'm also not into twinks either.  I like a very fit natural looking man.

Another thing that really turns me on is a cute firm butt with a little hair. 

I'm not referring to gorilla like thick hair on the butt or back.  Especially not down the crack or around the hole.  I like a fairly clean target for my tongue.

And hairy legs are fun to play with too!

I think it's sexy, but not if they have been shaving everything above the waist.  Especially when there is a scratchy stubble.  (unless you can afford to laser, the hair does grow back in.) 

Whenever, I'm in the gym showers, locker room, or the nude beach, I see a lot of men (of all ages) who through whatever method have removed their body hair.  (Especially, around the crotch area.)

I'm not offended by it, and some of them still look appealing.  (Some look ridiculous!)  I've seen some of these guys parade around totally erect advertising themselves.  It doesn't take a genius to realize they are looking to have sex.

The funny thing is that I watch as they jack-off alone and I pick up the men.  Apparently:  "NATURAL IS HOT!  SHAVING IS NOT!"